Oh... you'd lose that bet for sure!

My typical project process starts like this:
Open box and grab the instructions
Read, re-read, re-re read continuously for about two days
Spend a half-day trying to find the needed tools
Go to Hardware store for the first batch of tools that I can't find...
Open up and unpack all parts
Promptly lose at least 2 washers a bolt and a bracket or two...
Waste two hours looking for them
Call the Missus; she finds them in 30 seconds...
Start following the instruction process exactly as written in the instructions...
AND THEN IT GETs UGLY...